T minus three days...

All the shopping is done, the tree is up, the food's been cooked, the presents wrapped, the plans made, the decorations sorted... Everything's completely ready for Christmas. What's going on? That's not supposed to happen! What about early 24th last minute prez-shopping? What about botched menus? What about having to wait another hour coz the gifts haven't all been wrapped and tagged? Where's the excitement??? Will I have to while away the time watching Christmas flick reruns? This is too many questions to be asking.